Beyonce Not Exposed To Hep A

Representatives for singer/failed actress Beyonce told tabloid show Extra! their client was definitely not exposed to Hep A at the SI Swimsuit Issue Party catered by Wolfgang Puck. Though Beyonce did attend the affair, her reps say she didn't eat any of the food, and so therefore could not have become infected.

In other news, did you see Beyonce's new hair?

It looks like an outbreak of some kind of exotic clinging moss. You know, something not indigenous to Beyonce's head. Something whose spores traveled ten-thousand miles in the hold of a ship then became dispersed, and were carried by the wind to Beyonce's scalp where they found enough nourishment to take root. Beyonce doesn't need a hair-dresser, she needs a horticulturalist.