Britney Tried To Hang Herself

British tabloid News Of The World is once again out in front in making up bullshit about reporting news of Britney Spears's erratic mental state. The latest little tidbit from NOTW has the Britster going completely loco in Promises - writing 666 on her bald dome, running around screaming she was the anti-Christ and then trying to hang herself with a bedsheet. Okay, it sounds preposterous, but - how do we know Britney isn't the anti-Christ? I mean, where does it say the anti-Christ has to be a man? If God can be a woman...

Oh, but it's not all bad news about Brit. According to NOTW, reconciliation is looming for her and Kevin Federline. Now that she's calmed down, Britney has begun the process of trying to patch it up with Kevin - they speak for hours on the phone every night, and have reportedly made plans to renew their vows once Britney gets out of rehab, and move back in together. Hope Kevin lays in a good supply of holy water. Seriously though, this is great news. Kevin was obviously the glue holding Britney together; once he left, she completely fell apart. Now think about that for a second - Kevin Federline being the only thing between you and complete mental breakdown. That's when you know you're a loopy fucker.