Jared Leto wants to be a hard-ass rock n' roll star, not a doey-eyed teen-idol. He might consider taking some karate lessons if he wants to continue living, however. At a show in El Paso, Texas, Leto, for reasons not yet made clear, decided to wade into the crowd of drunken nitwits - drunken Texas nitwits - and found himself getting pummeled. The net result: a broken nose, a foot injury and superficial boo-boos on his face and body.
Who knew there were so many Elijah Wood fans in Texas?
Now, given what a dipshit Leto has been, it would be easy to gloat over him for this - but I'm not going to do it. I'm above that sort of thing. In fact, I'm going to take Jared's side. There is absolutely no excuse for the way those rowdy fans acted. I mean, he's Jared Leto for God's sake - treat the man with a little respect, okay? Keep your grubby Texas hands off him. And stop blowing your disgusting beer-breath in his face. He's a highly-regarded musician and actor - and what are you? Some dirtbag who works at Home Depot. You should feel privileged to even be in his presence. In fact, you should be bowing down to him. Kissing his feet. Asking him to bless your first-born. He's fricking Jared Leto, not some turdbag with a rusty pick-up and a toothless, pregnant girlfriend. God, people are so unappreciative.
