Saturday, March 3, 2007

That's One Talented Butt


Oh, the perils of bending over in the presence of photographers. Not that the owner of this butt has anything to be ashamed of. That there's a fine butt. Still, I'm sure this particular woman would prefer not being seen from this angle. That's not the way she rolls. She's a celeb who's respected for her work, not her willingness to put her body-parts on display. In fact, I'm pretty sure she would think this entire post was frivolous and dumb - and she would be right. But, what am I supposed to do? I happen upon a picture of a famous person's butt - am I supposed to not run it? Not make hideously inappropriate comments? All right, I know - I should have a counter-intuitive response once and awhile. See the butt, but not post the butt. Prove that I have a little character. Ha! Like that will ever happen. No, sorry - I have a responsibility here. If I find a picture of a butt, and that butt belongs to someone well-known, I have an obligation to share that butt with others. The butt's owner may want their butt kept private, but, when you're in the public eye - well, those are the breaks. Or the cracks. Or whatever...

Oh, by the way - the owner of that particular butt? Two-time Oscar winner Jodie Foster.

She's trying to get away from that Petco as fast as she can with her kids. But, the photogs were too quick for her. They got the money shot. Or, the money-maker shot, in this case.