Monday, March 5, 2007

Jude Law's House Blows Up, He Sleeps Over At Sadie Frost's


Jude Law's life has not gone well since the split with Sienna. For one thing, his career seems like it's down the toilet (All The King's Men? What a stinkbomb.). And for another thing, his house just blew up.

What? Yes, you read that right - Jude Law's house blew up. Well, all right, the whole thing didn't technically blow up. Technically it was just the boiler that blew up - but that's bad because then carbon monoxide gets let out, and obviously you can't stay there until that clears up. So, Jude had to gather up the kids and leave the house. Luckily Jude was able to drop the kids off at his mother's place. But what about Jude? Apparently, old Jude didn't feel like checking into a hotel, so he looked up his old girl Sadie Frost who happened to have a bed available - her bed, as it turned out.

Yes, it's true - not only did Jude Law sleep over at Sadie's place, he slept in her bed. It's not exactly known if Sadie was in it while Jude was, but I feel comfortable in jumping to the conclusion that she indeed was. And by jumping I mean jumping. As in, jumping. You know - somebody jumping somebody. Jude jumping Sadie. Or her housekeeper at least. Or maybe some chick he found passed out by the side of the road. Jude's not very particular, it doesn't seem like.