Kristin Cavallari helps open a new bowling alley in Las Vegas. Well, the bitch finally found a job she's qualified for - meaningless publicity appearance babe. Hope that works out for her. If not she can always be a ball-polisher I guess. Quite a work-out for the tongue, but she's young and I'm guessing she's had a lot of practice.
"Um, what do I do now? Like, roll the ball down there and knock the little white things over? Then what happens? Do I get a lolly? My feet are so sweaty in these shoes. I need to sit down for a second. Why do people keep laughing at me? I am
not knock-kneed..."
"Do you see me writing? I can make a spiral, look. See? And I can make little stars too..."
"It's not my fault the ball turned red. I only played with it a little bit..."
Kristin Cavallari helps open a new bowling alley in Las Vegas. Well, the bitch finally found a job she's qualified for - meaningless publicity appearance babe. Hope that works out for her. If not she can always be a ball-polisher I guess. Quite a work-out for the tongue, but she's young and I'm guessing she's had a lot of practice.
"Um, what do I do now? Like, roll the ball down there and knock the little white things over? Then what happens? Do I get a lolly? My feet are so sweaty in these shoes. I need to sit down for a second. Why do people keep laughing at me? I am not knock-kneed..."
"Do you see me writing? I can make a spiral, look. See? And I can make little stars too..."
"It's not my fault the ball turned red. I only played with it a little bit..."