Heather Mills tried playing hardball in her divorce battle against Paul McCartney - but it appears the strategy has blown up in her face. In court proceedings yesterday, the judge dismissed Mills's outrageous accusations against McCartney, including ones that had the former Beatle pushing her into a bathtub, choking her and stabbing her with a broken wine glass. One-legged twat Mills reportedly stormed out of the courthouse after the proceedings ended, while Paul emerged twenty minutes later smiling.
When is Heather Mills going to wake up and realize that she can't win? It doesn't matter how much money she makes out of this - she is going to be the loser in everyone's eyes. There is nothing she can do now to repair her image - people are going to hate her guts. Of course, Heather may not care about that. In the end all she probably wants is the money. And it's possible that she may not even be capable of recognizing the hatred people feel toward her. She may be too deluded. The whole Dancing With the Stars move seems wacky to me - it's like she thinks people are going to embrace her. But if they do embrace you, Heather, it will only be to hold you down while they get the tar and feathers ready. My advice to you would be to take whatever settlement Paul wants to offer and just move to some far-off desert island. Spend the rest of your life hopping merrily on the sand. Cause if you stay in civilization, you will never be anything more than a peg-legged Yoko Ono.
