Thursday, March 1, 2007

Physical Contact Between John Mayer and Jessica Simpson

Fuck-buddies John Mayer and Jessica Simpson after John's show in Madison Square Garden. Uh, does John seem to be cringing away from Jessica a little bit? Could it be that he's as mortified by her as everyone else? I think it's time for this sham relationship to end. John needs to admit he's gay, and Jessica - well, Jessica just needs to take a vacation. A long, long vacation. On Venus.