Britney Spears is the biggest fool in America, says a poll by Jeff Barge and the Opinion Research Group. The rehabbed former pop-singer overcame stiff competition from such illustrious dipshits as Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson, George W. Bush, O.J. Simpson, Dick Cheney and Mel Gibson in order to claim the prestigious title. Says Mr. Barge:
Going commando, mutilating your own head, bobbling your baby in public - they've all been done before by various contenders but never before in combination.
Yes, Britney is quite a fool. Of course, as far as we know, she has yet to send thousands of young Americans off to a foreign land to die in a senseless war, but whatever.
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