Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Heather Mills Falls Down

Heather Mills fell down on Dancing With the Stars. I still like the Lindsay barking her shin while trying to get into the SUV video better (I don't care what anyone says, that shit is hilarious).



Sorry, she fell down a little bit at the end. Not good enough. I want her to go flying into a light-stand, have the hot light fall on her and set her on fire. And when the fire is put out there's nothing left but some smoldering remains and a singed plastic leg.