Britney Spears may be in legal trouble after reportedly firing her manager Larry Rudolph while he still had a contract. Not that Britney knows that sort of thing is wrong - in her world nothing exists except unicorns, fairies and huge dancing bottles of Tylenol.
Britney, who recently re-hired old publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, reportedly blamed Rudolph for forcing her to go to rehab when she thought there was nothing wrong with her, hence making her look like a big drug-addled nut. And now she's fired him. Bad movie Brit - cause who the hell are you going to pin all your problems on now? George Bush? Leprechauns? The Jews? Larry Rudolph was, according to you, the only thing standing between you and a huge career comeback. So what happens when the comeback doesn't go down? You gonna pawn that off on Justin Timberlake or Timbaland or whoever produces your new album? You gonna blame Federline for sapping your creative juices? You gonna pin it on the kids? I have a suggestion Britney - since your whole life seems to be about blaming everyone else for your problems, why not just get it over with and hire the greatest denial-artist in history, Dina Lohan, to be your publicist? That bitch lies better than anyone since Nixon. She'd be perfect for you. You could create your own little shared reality where neither of you ever does anything wrong or causes your own problems, then get completely wasted and go down on each other. Then, I don't know, each bite down on a cyanide capsule or something.
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