Courtney Love and Bruce Willis are reported by Page 6's Cindy Adams to be "sort of seeing one another." This seems appropriate, since both of them are only "sort of human."
This new report comes a couple weeks after an earlier bit of gossip which had Love and Willis sharing a prolonged smooch at an Amy Winehouse concert. After that report, reps for the stars said they were "only friends." So, now they're having sex, which means they're not friends anymore. Seems like a terrible waste. At any rate, I guess this means Cialis really works as well as they say. Any man who wants to pleasure a well-excavated old whore like Love is going to need to last at least four hours at a go. But now Cialis will need a new warning-label: "If you experience an erection that lasts more than four hours, see a doctor. If you stuck your erect penis in any of Courtney Love's orifices, see a mortician."
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