A couple days ago, Crabbie reported that dull-as-dishwater actors Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were planning on getting hitched. Not so fast my friend. According to Rush & Molloy, not only are the couple not getting married, but they've actually split up entirely. Allegedly, at the premiere of Gosling's new movie Fracture last Wednesday, a friend asked him where Rachel was, and Gosling replied, "Don't you know? We broke up." This was all supposedly overheard by someone. So, obviously, it must be true.
I wish I could say I was sorry for Ryan and Rachel, but I'm not. Each is boring enough on their own, but the two of them together? Tortuous. Like sorting socks while watching paint dry and listening to Garrison Keillor. So I'm glad they've split. I'm happy they never had a chance to get married and have children. Because then they would've been even more boring (if that's possible).
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