Jessica Simpson dances with Eva Longoria at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge 2nd Anniversary Party in Vegas. My God - is that Booger in the back there? No, I guess not. Whoever the guy is he looks like he just creamed his Underoos. "Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson dancing right in front of me. It's the greatest day of my pitiful life!" Poor you, Booger-like dude. Getting all hot over stupid Jessica Simpson and her absurd boobs, and Eva who appears to be wearing an old dish-rag. Oh, and speaking of Jessica's boobs - don't they look like they're trying to escape there? Free Jessica's boobs! I hope at least one of them was able to jump onto Eva's shoulder and piggyback to freedom. Ew, Eva Longoria with a boob on the back of her shoulder. That would be pretty freaky. I bet Booger-guy would like it though. "Can I give your shoulder-boob a rub Ms. Longoria? Heh-heh-heh."
