Friday, May 11, 2007
Tracy Morgan Is Up The Creek Of Poop, Sans Paddle
Tracy Morgan was once known as that one black guy on SNL, but now he's thought of as a mere drunken dirtbag who's on a one-way road to prison. Of course, drunken Tracy's not supposed to be drinking anymore - he violated his probation after a DUI bust (sound familiar) and has been sporting an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet ever since. Apparently Tracy hasn't gotten the message though - cause this morning in Miramar, Florida, he showed up at radio station The Big 105.9 for an appearance pretty much wasted (according to witnesses), then after that no-doubt hilarious affair, proceeded to the studio of sister station Mega 94.9 where, allegedly, he sexually assaulted a female DJ.
The apparent victim, Sandy Domingo (real name Yukelia DeCastro), claims Morgan grabbed her arms, kissed her and put his head in her lap - all without her consent. Domingo then filed a complaint with Miramar police, who are currently seeking Morgan, yet stress that they have no plans to arrest the actor. The real issue for Morgan, though, is the drinking. Domingo claims she smelled alcohol on Morgan's breath, and if he does indeed test positive for alcohol twice during the period he's being monitored, he will be sent to jail for 30 days.
Uh - is Paris Hilton listening to this? Cause sounds to me like girl's getting a raw deal. Morgan only has to wear the bracelet, and he has to get caught twice before he gets the slam - and even then it's only 30 days to her 45? I'm actually starting to think maybe Paris is being unfairly treated.
(source)