Vin Diesel is making this big sci-fi epic called Babylon A.D. It's been described as a kind of low-rent knock-off of Children of Men - you know, that crazy Clive Owen movie every critic masturbated over but only six people actually saw? Apparently, in Vin's movie, he plays a mercenary who takes a job transporting a woman who carries an organism in her womb that some crazy cultists think is the Messiah. Sounds like a role Tom Cruise should've jumped at - he could've had the script re-written for Katie Holmes to play the pregnant woman, and Suri the baby Messiah. They could've called it, The Life Story of Tom Cruise If What's In Tom Cruise's Mind Were Really Real.
Actually, the reason I brought this up was because I was trying to find new people to rip (that's today's theme kids). And I thought Vin Diesel would be a great candidate because he seems so full of himself. Unfortunately, Vin doesn't do enough asswaddy stuff like chuck phones at people or stiff his fans. He just seems kind of generally chumpish. Maybe one of these days he'll lose it in an airplane, or physically abuse an assistant or something. He has such potential.
