Brad and Angie took time out from walking the red carpet in Venice to take the kiddies on a boat-ride. Pax looks like he's enjoying Western junk-food, eh? He's gonna be fatter than Sandler's kid at this rate. Let's see, looking for other things in the picture to criticize. Call Shiloh retarded again? Nah, that's played. Zahara doesn't look that mean here either. No sign of Maddox anywhere. Maybe they finally had to send him to pre-school anger-management. Could Pax's face be swollen from Maddox beating the crap out of it? Or maybe all the fat that's draining off Angie's body is mysteriously going into Pax. All right, I've made fun of these people too much - I can't think of anything else to say. I'm sure they're fine. Angie can't be as bad as people make her out to be. They're probably very happy.
Haaaa! Of course they're not happy! They're miserable fuckers and Angie is a soul-sucking whore! It's all a god damn sham!
