Lindsay Lohan strolls out of a Rite-Aid near Cirque Lodge in Utah. Damn, she's gotta be going stir crazy by now. What has it been, over a month? The occasional bathroom romp and clandestine coke-snort ain't gonna be enough to hold her. Soon we'll be reading the following headline:
LOHAN KILLS COUNSELOR, FLEES REHAB
No way this bitch emerges from that place sobered up. She is what she is. The world needs to accept that.
