Ashley Olsen is a fashion icon. At least that's what I'm told. Here she looks a bit like an explosion at a flea market. First of all there are those shoes, which stand out like a flaming zit on someone's nose. Perhaps Ashley is wearing them to distract us from the jacket, which is a crime against nature. And don't even get me started on the skirt. And then of course there's Ashley herself:
That "just woke up in the middle of the street" hair. That angry, depressed look of someone coming down off a three-day coke binge. Honestly, how can someone that rich be that miserable?
