Jackass Johnny Knoxville attends the National Down Syndrome Society Annual Gala and Auction. He does know his hand isn't a Slim Jim, right?
TV's Kelly Ripa poses with some other dog at the opening of How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Musical. Kelly looks like she got punched in the left eye there, doesn't she? Well, she probably deserved it.
Ice Princess Michelle Trachtenberg tarts it up at Cirque du Soleil Delirium in New York. Honestly, where do these young aspiring whores learn to pose?Smile Michelle. You're young and rich. And acting all hard-ass isn't going to make us forget this anyway:
Now go home to mommy before some dirtbag gets the wrong idea.
