Eva Longoria leaves ABC studios in New York. Yup, it's a camera Eva.
Sienna Miller has been broken up with Jude Law for about five minutes and already she's got herself another man. What a slut.By the way, Santa. I don't know if you know, cause they don't have the Internet or TV or anything up at the North Pole, but that chick you're gazing so sweetly at has more diseases than a germ lab.
Brad and Angelina go for a walk in India. From his high perch, Maddox aka Mini Pol Pot can easily gaze across the world he will one day rule with an iron fist (bwah-ha-ha-ha!).
