Oft-estranged movie star couple Jude Law and Sienna Miller are splitting up once and for all, citing "fundamental differences." And there's no reason for us to doubt that this time it's for real - except for the fact that both of them are lying publicity-hungry scum.All right, that wasn't fair. Jude's not lying and publicity-hungry; he's just drunk all the time. Sienna, however, is a certifiable truth-challenged media-whore - and a moron, and a twat.
By the way, I wonder if Sienna has a witty nickname for Jude like she does for Pittsburgh. Crude Law? Jude Crawfish? Pumpy the Ram-Rodder? Man Who Doesn't Get to Fuck Me Anymore?
Poor Jude. Must be hell losing this bitch. I mean, the man is clearly a masochist. And Sienna, well, she's just a masochist's dream isn't she? Better than a dentist with Parkinson's. But now Jude's going to have to find a new bitch willing, and able, to gratify his urge for abuse.
Hmm, I wonder who's out there...
Perfect.
Unless the name "Jude" brings back unpleasant memories for old Stumpy.
