
Or, maybe he's just been masturbating too much and is suffering some loss of eyesight.
Let's let Craig tell his side of the story. Says the latest incarnation of 007, "[Dench] has the naughtiest eyes in showbusiness. She looks you straight in the eye and is stunning."
Unfortunately she also has a wrinkled, dried-up old dinosaur vagina. But maybe Daniel doesn't care about vaginas.
Do you care about vaginas Daniel? Cause if you don't, that would be just fabulous.