Saturday, November 11, 2006

Scarlett and Josh Headed for Splitsville?

Reports are circulating that sexy star couple Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are having problems, and may be heading for the big splitteroo.

"They are on the rocks," says a source close to the handsome duo. "Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing."

Sources close to Crabbie (the ones that live in my mind) say Scarlett is a hooer whose announcement that she gets AIDS tested twice a year should've been a hint. And they also say that Josh Hartnett is a hunky hunky man who needs to consider switching over to the other team for awhile, to find out what real lovin' is about (seriously, Josh - they're only boobs).