Just when you think you've heard everything, along comes news that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be planning to release a record.
And just what in the hell would possess Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to think the world wants to hear them sing together? Do they think we've all gone as stark raving nuts as they are?
Apparently, this insane idea began as a serenade. At their wedding reception, Tom burst into a rendition of You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, which he also famously sang in his movie Top Gun. And the assembled masses reacted so positively to Tom's crooning that now he wants to record the thing, with Katie's dubious assistance.
Doesn't Tom realize that the people at his reception were just being polite when they told him what a good singer he was?
This is such typical famous-person thinking. "I sang a song spontaneously for my wife at a private affair, and everyone said they liked it, so that means I should make a record out of it and sell it." Is there no one in Tom's life who can tell him the truth - that this is a terrible idea that will only end up embarrassing him?
Woe unto those who have no real friends, but are surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Now Tom, because no one ever disagrees with him about anything, thinks every idea that pops into his over-sized head is the greatest thing anyone's ever conceived.
And poor Katie's got to get dragged into this over-indulged idiot's delusional dreamworld too. She was so much better off as a Catholic girl. At least those people are crazy in a normal way.
