Lindsay Lohan Calls Paris Hilton a Really Bad Name

This is what we're reduced to, people. Paying attention to shit like this.

Would somebody please get us a life? Any life. David Banda's. David Banda's father's. A turd floating in the open pit where David Banda's father takes a shit has more of a life than we do. At least it gets landed on by a fly every now and then.

This is why Crabbie drinks.

I hate you Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Hate you. Hate you.
Hate.
You.
Bitches.