It was the talk of the gossip world - the sudden, apparently tight friendship between Katie Holmes and Posh Spice Beckham. Pictures were snapped of the two lovely brunettes hanging out together in Europe, shopping, checking out places for Katie and Tom to have their wedding. But, suddenly, out of nowhere, Katie seemed to distance herself from the Posh one, and no one knew quite why. Well, it appears we now know the answer to the mystery of the former BFF's - Posh Spice tried to kill Katie Holmes.That's right kids. I, in my capacity as grade-A gossip-monger, am officially charging Poshy with attempted murder. Because what else do you call it when someone is charged with "helping" somebody, and pretty soon, that somebody is wasting away from malnutrition?
According to the story, all Posh was supposed to do was aid Katie in shedding some of her post-baby flab. But Posh took to the task so zealously that she soon had Katie on a ridiculously strict diet that forbade the eating of actual meals, and allowed only snacking on such items as pretzels and sushi. And she wasn't supposed to drink water either - only Diet Coke.
No wonder Katie was soon feeling more worn-out than Lindsay Lohan's diaphragm.
Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed, and Katie was removed from Poshy's influence before she wound up looking like Nicole Richie. Now Katie only has Tom Cruise and the Scientologists to tell her what to do.
And as for Posh - you ought to be ashamed of yourself, you murdering varmint.
