Look, it's Lindsay Lohan being photographed at an event. Wow! You never see her out anywhere. Dang Lindsay. Why are you such a recluse?
Reality star Kristin Cavallari does what she does best - stand still while someone takes her picture.Why is her face so out of focus by the way? It's almost like the camera has a watery eye from laughing at the idea of Kristin Cavallari being famous.
Newly-minted hoochie mama Michelle Trachtenberg ads to her skank-cred. I'm really starting to get excited about this bitch. I think she has potential.Come on Michelle, get in a car wreck. Skip work because you're hungover and blame it on your asthma. Bang one of Shanna Moakler's exes. You can be the next Paris/Lindsay/Tara. You just have to apply yourself (and get breast implants).
