Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Naomi Campbell Edges Ever Closer to Damnation

Naomi Campbell, aka Satan, is being accused of physical assault once again, this time by a former maid who says the out-of-control supermodel hit her as well as verbally abused her.

The suit, the second one leveled by Campbell's ex-employee Gaby Gibson, calls Campbell a "super-bigot," which we all know is much worse than a regular bigot.

A sampling of Campbell's verbal abuse of Gibson includes such phrases as, "You are not in the Third World anymore, stupid," and "Romanians are not usually as dumb as you." Gibson also says that Campbell "kicked or punched the back of her head" while she was searching for a pair of missing pants that Campbell had threatened to accuse Gibson of stealing.

Well, which was it Gaby? Did she kick you or punch you? You're lucky she didn't nail you with a phone.

This Campbell bitch, she's a pip isn't she? I mean, it's one thing to have a snotty attitude, but this broad, she's going for Cunt of the Decade. I mean, she's such a heinous beast that I heard Paul McCartney is considering marrying her.