Anyway, here are some pictures. Whatever:
This is what an American Idol winner looks like. Very classy.
And this is what someone who lost American Idol looks like. Very desperate to shed her good-girl image and make people give a damn.
Beyonce looks like a true dreamgirl. Keep shaking that booty B.
Dear Ashlee Simpson,You look uncomfortable and you make everyone else uncomfortable. So please go away now.
Signed,
Your friend Crabbie
This is how you get to be a style icon: by dressing up like an outer-space stewardess from a '60s sci-fi film. And Gavin - it would've killed you to shave, huh?
Britney continues her "please like me again" tour. Is this bitch ever going to get that the bubblehead act is annoying and just makes people want to chloroform her and drag her out to the desert to die?You mean it's not an act?
Oh Jesus. It's Nicole Richie. God, now we all have to lie and tell her how good she looks. Jesus, if that bitch were any skinnier she'd be able to pick her teeth with herself. Not that there'd be anything to pick...oh shit, she's coming over. Smile. Hi Nicole. Gosh, you look great. That's a really pretty dress. And I love your hair...
What? No, I'm fine. My eye just waters like that sometimes. Yeah, I have an infected tear-duct. I'm not weeping in sadness at your pitiful emaciated state or anything...
Okay. Well, you really look great hon. I'll see you after the show. Yeah. We'll get together maybe next week. Yeah. Great. See ya...
Oh God. I think I'm going to... (barfing sounds)
