1. Snoop Dogg ArrestedSnoop Dogg was arrested yesterday while leaving a taping of the Tonight Show. Cops reportedly found cocaine and marijuana in the rapper's vehicle, as well as a gun and a "secret compartment."
Snoop would have a nice, care-free life, if it weren't for all those damn laws against guns and drugs.
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2. Mel Gibson Turns Tables, Criticizes OthersWacked-out Jew-hater Mel Gibson says Hollywood makes too many sequels, and needs to have more faith in the intelligence of audiences.
Intelligence of audiences? I knew Mel was cut off from reality, but I didn't know he was that cut off.
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3. Madonna's Adoption to Be ChallengedA judge in Malawi is allowing human rights groups to challenge Madonna's adoption of David Banda, and to assess her fitness as a mother.
Does hanging from a giant disco crucifix on a nightly basis help or hurt Madonna's case I wonder?
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4. Pam's Partying to Blame for Split from Kid?Friends of Kid Rock are coming to his defense over claims that his extreme reaction to Pam's appearance in Borat was the trigger for their divorce. They're saying the real reason the couple broke up was that Pam partied too much, leaving Kid home with the kids.
Dear Jesus. Kid Rock is allowed to be around children? What's wrong with this country?
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5. Christina Likes the Drinky-DrinkyA report from Britain says Christina Aguilera rang up a 2000-pound bar bill the other night. In U.S. money, that's almost $4,000.
Reps for Aguilera, who was photographed after the party being carried to her room, claim the petite singer only sipped a few glasses of champagne and did one vodka shot, and it was the rest of the entourage who did the real drinking. And I suppose Christina only gives goodnight kisses on the cheek after first dates too.
