Human punching bag Kevin Federline is reportedly in talks to appear on the next season of the reality show Celebrity Big Brother."Kevin is hugely entertaining," says an insider, "because he takes himself really seriously - even though no one else does. He’ll be great for the show because it’s all about larger-than-life characters."
And by "larger-than-life characters" of course we mean "complete self-absorbed assholes with learning deficiencies."
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Pouting dipshit Gwen Stefani says she wants to give up her solo career and return to her band No Doubt."I don't think I will make another [solo album]," says Stefani. "I can't predict anything, but I don't plan on making one of these solo dance project records, I definitely feel myself going back to No Doubt after this to do a new album."
I definitely feel myself not ever caring.
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Egomaniacal "When I see him, it's on," says an irate Foxx. "I'm not going to let him get away with it. ... If I'd have been in the audience he would've had to put his dukes up. He probably should go get a private island somewhere, cause if I see him..."
That Foxx, he's quite manly. For a blubbering pussy.
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Aging bald dwarf Bruce Willis and skinny blonde loon Renee Zellweger are rumored to be an item. The two were seen having dinner together and "looking cozy" at the L.A. eatery Cut."They seemed really into each other," said a source. "Renee definitely left with Bruce."
Didn't we just hear the same thing about Renee and George Clooney? Jesus, that bitch has been around more times than a ferris wheel.
