Jennifer Aniston would appear to have come to the same conclusion most of us arrived at a long time ago - that her career is pretty much finished.
How else would you explain the ex-Friends actress's interest in appearing on the show Dancing With the Stars, a program that mostly features the washed-up (Emmit Smith), the irrelevant (Mario Lopez) and the generally disdained (Tucker Carlson)?
Maybe Jennifer's only kidding - or maybe she thinks she's kidding on the surface, but there's something deep down inside her that can't help acknowledging that her train left the station a long time ago and ain't coming back.
Let's face it - a gig like Friends ain't coming around again any time soon. And that whole being on Brad Pitt's arm thing - that was pretty sweet too. Way better than a big-nosed fug like Aniston ever deserved. But she blew that one by not being nearly as hot as Angelina Jolie. Poor Jen - old, ugly and without talent. But, maybe, willing to make a fool of herself on national television (and that's a start).
