Coochie-flasher Britney Spears has been all over the tabs and the web lately. Which means it's time for everyone with any connection to her to come out of the woodwork and get their two-cents in. And that includes her other ex-husband, Jason Alexander, who has spilled his guts to The Sun.
Alexander, whom Britney was married to for all of 55 hours, has lots to say about the Federline situation, as well as Britney's sexual proclivities and her friendship with Paris Hilton. On Federline:
It’s best for everyone that Kevin and her have split. She is much more confident now.
I was really shocked when she married Kevin. I figured it was a fling that would fly over. I never thought she’d marry him. He always seemed so negative.
From what I understand, with all the stuff that’s gone on, the marriage has been unstable for some time. It’s been going downhill for a while. Nothing has changed or got better. They had problems before which they tried to work out but now it’s like they can’t sort it out.
On Britney's thing for girls:
All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it.
Our relationship was about us. We just weren’t together long enough for that to come up really. ... That’s not to say that I don’t know anything about threesomes.
On Britney and Paris:
Paris is a good friend of hers. They both have the same issues. They are both in the spotlight.
On Britney's post-baby stomach surgery:
She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She’s working on all of that. She’s worth hundreds of millions — of course she looks good.She has the money to have surgery and nutritionists and get her body back. And now she’s focused, she is doing it. She’s motivated — she just got rid of a man.
How very enlightening, Mr. Alexander. And I'm sure Britney will be just thrilled that you revealed she's half a lesbo and that she's had her tummy fixed.
Anything else you'd like to tell us there Jason? Like the color Britney's poo turns when she has the runs? Or the songs she hums to herself while she's clipping her toenails?
Self-serving creep.
