"What are you gonna do? Charge me with being a hag?"Well Sharon, if the law will allow it...
Contestant #2: Elle Macpherson
Can you get osteoporosis in your nipples?Wait a minute. I've been told we have a couple of late entries...
Mystery Contestants:
Well, they're not chicks. But they are old. Really old. And sun-damaged. And senile.And the winners are:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!
Way to go, old farts. You managed to make those two geriatric skanks Stone and Macpherson look attractive by comparison.
