God I'd love to smack Rachel Ray in the face. Not for having annoyingly adorable chipmunk cheeks, but because her show makes me so damn hungry that I spend the rest of the day pigging out after I watch it, and that makes me get fatter and fatter, and nobody's ever going to love me because I'm a big fat white pasty hippo.Thanks a lot Rachel Ray. You ladel-wielding bitch.
