Forget about all the prospective fake lesbos in the news lately - let's talk about some possible real ones: Bloodrayne co-stars Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez. A pair of hotties who, it is speculated, have been getting it on.
Not that there's any actual proof - you know, sex photos or DNA or anything like that. No, so far there's only a lot of reading into what different people have said. Like this stuff Ms. Loken let drop in an interview:
When asked about rumours that the two [she and co-star Rodriguez] hooked up during the [Bloodrayne] shoot, Loken laughed and took a deep breath before replying,"There is the $64,000 question. Um...I don't even know how to answer that."She was then asked if the two had fun partying together, Loken replied, "Uh-huh", while smiling slyly.
When the interviewer said her silence "said volumes" The actress replied, "Just don't look upstairs, OK?"
No, Kristanna, we won't look upstairs. Not that we'd find anything.
Oh, you mean upstairs of your house. Not inside your skull. My bad.
But seriously, what is actually the deal here? I mean, okay, fine - she's bedding this Rodriguez chick. Great. I'm happy for them. I just don't know exactly what bearing any of this has on anyone else's life.
I mean, if it were Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts getting it on - now that would be big. But Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez? Who are these bitches? A couple of D-listers.
And frankly, the whole thing seems a bit fishy to me. I mean, Loken dropping all these little hints but never confirming anything. Sounds like an attempt to drum up attention. To be honest, I'm a little sick of these no-names trying to help their careers by calling attention to their sexual activities. I mean, who was Anne Heche before she started slurping Ellen? Nobody.
Bottom line: If all you have to offer is a few veiled references to what sexual activities you may or may not be engaging in...I'm sorry, but you'll have to do better than that.
