One of the more entertainingly vicious Hollywood feuds would appear to be over, now that bloated-corpse-like movie sleaze Alec Baldwin has started making nice with his ex-wife, Botoxed harpy Kim Basinger."My ex-wife was somebody who was funny and she was fun," said Baldwin the other night on Larry King. "...and she was a lot of fun to be with. She was a great, great person. And then all of a sudden I think we just wanted to live different lives. But I think she's a great mother, yes, good mom."
Ugh. Alec. What happened to you? Where are your balls? Have you forgotten all the shit Basinger said about you? Like the time you accused her of child-snatching, and she retorted with the following assessment of your mental health:
Everyone knows about Alec Baldwin's behavioral problems—his anger, his rages—they are, unfortunately, legendary.
If his relationship with his daughter is fractured, there is only one person to blame and it is himself.
See Alec? That's how we want this to go. Like the good old days. Remember? Like when you called Kim's lawyer a 300-pound homunculus?
Man-up, Baldwin. You sniveling little dweeb.
