TV actress Eva Longoria is refuting widespread stories of her desire to appear alongside Beyonce in a movie adaptation of the novel Tipping the Velvet, in which Longoria and Beyonce would play lesbian lovers."Stop the madness," says the diminutive Desperate Housewives sexpot. "Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She's so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It's completely and absolutely not true."
Hmm. She says she would "love to work with Beyonce one day." So by that she means "I would love to lick Beyonce all over and then go down on her." At least that's how I read it. And when she says, "she's so talented," she obviously means, "she has an ass I dream about burying my teeth in." And when she says, "this is definitely not something we are doing together," she really means, "we are going up to the lake this weekend to rent a cabin and are going to drink lots of booze and have wild lesbian sex with seven other women and then we are going to dress up as Indian maidens and sacrifice a wild boar and partake of its tender flesh, and then are going to strip each other naked on the sand and get our antique ivory strap-ons out and pleasure each other in ways too numerous to mention until dawn."
Or something like that.
