Monday, November 27, 2006

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock Are Kaput


It has not been a great year for dirty trailer-trash couples. First Britney and Federline called it quits, and now Baywatch android Pam Anderson and her disgusting liquor-swilling monkey of a husband Kid Rock have filed for divorce.

The road to romance and ultimate separation was a rocky one for Pam and Kid. The couple first began swapping bodily fluids back in early 2001, then got engaged in April of 2002 only to split up in June 2003. They got back together this summer in St. Tropez after a chance meeting and for some reason decided to get married. They held a ceremony on a yacht on July 29, then became legally wed in Beverly Hills on August 3. In Pam's divorce filing, it is stated that the couple separated on Nov. 21, while in Kid's it says Nov. 26. The couple cited "irreconcilable differences" as the cause of the split.

It should be noted that Pam was reported to have suffered a miscarriage a couple of weeks back. No word on whether this played into the break-up. My own gut feeling is that one day Pam and Kid just looked at each other and realized they could both do better. Now Kid can find himself a younger woman with breasts that don't leak, and Pam can find herself an actual human male.