Failed rap-star Kevin Federline is not letting his recent unceremonious jettisoning by Britney Spears keep him from his true calling in life - being a total, unrepentant sleazebag.When you find something you love you have to pursue it, and Federline loves being a human turdball. That came across loud and clear last night at his House of Blues show in Chicago. Federline, "playing the role of rap Casanova" in the words of People Magazine, took a moment several "songs" into his set to address the fact that he is no longer taken, saying to the assembled females, "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"
Federline - he's all class.
By the way, ticket sales for that Chicago show were so slow that they were literally being given away. To homeless people. Who said they'd rather sit out in the cold being pissed on by dogs than have to see Kevin Federline perform.
