Lindsay Lohan is out partying again, just one night after running down a photographer in the street. How come I'm not allowed to run people over then go party? Oh, because I'm not a little hussy with a...what the hell's the matter with Lindsay's lip?
That is some serious chapping. Or something. Jesus, this chick is falling apart. Any day now I expect to hear her finger dropped off from leprosy, or her spleen squeezed out through her ass and ran away. Honestly - there are Calcutta street-beggars who are in better physical shape. Jeez Linds, take care of yourself, okay hon? Cause if you die, there's no chance of Celebutard Island Survivor happening (unless your dad lets Ali take your place).
Yes, we know Lindsay. You didn't do anything wrong. The photographer totally stepped out in front of you.