Cisco Adler may have the most unattractive package in history, but the ladies sure don't seem to mind. The other night at Les Deux, Adler, who just got done being dumped by Mischa Barton, was seen getting close to, and finally leaving with, no less a personage than Ms. Lindsay Lohan herself. You know, the girl who doesn't drink anymore cause she went to rehab and all that. Apparently Lindsay's taste is just as poor sober as it was drunk - how else can you explain her interest in Cisco Adler? Unless, as Janet Charlton suggests, she's just trying to tweak Mischa Barton. But, if I were Lindsay, I'd be careful about tweaking Mischa. That girl is so fragile - you don't know how she might react. She could end up going Britney, getting a pentagram tattooed in the middle of her forehead and trying to jump off a bridge or something. Or she could go after Lindsay with a knife. Or she could just go on being Mischa - pathetic and lost-looking.
