Slender attention-whore Nicole Richie was taken to the hospital Friday and treated for dehydration. So, bitch doesn't eat or drink? What does she put in her mouth then? Oh, wait...don't answer that.
By the way, it says Nicole was filming The Simple Life when she fell ill. All right - they're still filming The Simple Life? Haven't they made fun of every redneck in America yet? Seriously, The Simple Life - it's nothing but Borat for idiots. Not that I've ever actually watched The Simple Life. All right, maybe I caught a few minutes here and there. Like the part where Paris had never heard of Wal-Mart. That was kind of interesting - I was always under the impression that Paris bought her clothes there.
