Monday, April 2, 2007

Angelina's After Another One



Angelina Jolie is pressing forward with plans to adopt yet another child, this time a black girl from the nation of Chad. According to British tab News of the World, Angelina has become smitten with a one-year-old girl from the Ouri Cassoni refugee camp, which is filled with displaced persons from the neighboring Darfur region, and has told her lawyers to go ahead with the adoption process. Angelina will reportedly have the child with her by summer.

Of course, Angelina has already explained why she feels the need to adopt another African baby - because she wants to maintain the racial equilibrium in her family. Maddox has fellow Southeast Asian Pax to be his buddy, and now Zahara needs a companion too. Said a friend:

Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life.

Blah, blah, blah. The usual drivel from Angelina. All the bitch talks about is "balance." Whatever. She's about as balanced as a drunken Heather Mills on a tightrope. The whole thing is just so silly now. I wish the media would just stop covering it. Stop giving the bitch the publicity she wants so bad. Maybe I should do my part by declaring a moratorium on Angelina stories. No more Angelina posts until the bitch does something juicy like give her brother a blow-job in public or have the complete text of "The Song of Hiawatha" tattooed on her body. Anything but the god damn kids.

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