Ashlee Simpson went out to Parc last night - and oh my God, she actually looked up and smiled! This is the most stunning photograph since cameras finally caught the elusive Himalayan snow-leopard! Never in our lifetimes will we see this again, probably. Ew, but what's with the short-sleeved coat and the other sleeves sticking out like that? And that bag - my God, if I had enough of those I could make the perfect gay-man couch.
Here's Ashlee as we're used to seeing her - miserable and avoiding eye-contact. Or maybe she's just a big Mary Carlisle fan. Oh, and by the way, delicious irony - check out the star next down past Mary...
Yup, The Monkees. A bunch of fake musicians. I wonder if Ashlee will also have her own star one day?
She looks like a badly-dressed blind chick in this picture. Maybe she could star in a re-make of Wait Until Dark. Oh, I know, that's Audrey Hepburn - well Audrey Hepburn kind of sucked, I hate to break it to you. I don't care how much money she raised for UNICEF.
