Rush & Molloy told us yesterday that Hollywood super-couple Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams had split up. Some didn't want to believe this - apparently Gosling and McAdams have a few mouth-breathing nitwit fans out there who think the world will come to an end if they quit fornicating. But, alas, a new day brings further confirmation that, at least, things are not all rosy between everyone's favorite pair of human sleeping pills. According to US Weekly, McAdams and Gosling are "spending some time apart." Translation: they can no longer stand the sight of each other.
One of US's sources told them it was "a break, not a break-up," and seemed to imply that Rachel has mental problems, by pointing out that Rachel is "dependent" on Gosling, and that Gosling wants to get away from the clingy bitch so he can take advantage of the buzz he's generating in the wake of his Oscar nomination. Another source, however, went farther, saying they split weeks ago, and citing the old "couldn't work out their schedules" excuse.
Sorry, but it all adds up to one thing for Crabbie: Gosling is hot right now, while McAdams is basically irrelevant, and Gosling was tired of the bitch hanging off him, and wants to grab as much poon as he can while people actually know who he is. Wouldn't surprise me one bit to see Gosling haunting Hyde and Les Deux now, trying to get him a piece of a Lindsay or an Ashlee or perhaps even a Cory Kennedy. And Rachel? Let the stupid, neurotic twat sit home and knit, or chew her fingernails, or carve Gosling's name into her thigh. Slag can't act, ain't attractive, has the personality of a rolled-up sweat-sock. Who cares what she does?
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