Mark Wahlberg is a manly man, far too butch and masculine for something as girlie and lame as plastic surgery. Face-lifts? Those are for swishy guys, and wacked-out broads like Courtney Love and Nicolette Sheridan. Nope, says Wahlberg, he will never succumb to the temptation of having his face fixed, not matter how bad he looks:
I wouldn't consider surgery. I can see how people get caught up in it and I hope to learn from their mistakes. Because their facial features are falling off and I don't want that. I wouldn't like to say who, but I think you know.
Yup, we know Mark. And we applaud you for your strength in the face of celebrity foolishness. You're a substantive individual, not some lame-o who's only obsessed with his appearance. Oh, and you look fabulous in your underwear:
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