Angelina Jolie may be a serene presence on this earth now, but in her younger days she was pretty damn wild. And by "younger days" I don't just mean her teen years - I'm talking kindergarten. Yes, Angelina was already a slut by the age of five. Said Jolie in an interview with OK! magazine:
I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!
Obviously not enough trouble, Angelina - cause you didn't learn your lesson. No, you remained completely batshit and sexually out-of-control, even after entering grade school. And then you developed your famous fixation with sharp objects. Wanna tell us a little about that too Ange?
I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.
Yes, a few beers. Unlike in kindergarten when all it took was a couple sniffs of fingerpaint. Jesus, Angelina - you sure do enjoy letting the world know how fucked-up you are. If I were you I might hold back on some of this info. Then, you know, the next time you accuse some tabloid or someone of invading your precious privacy, you won't come across so disingenuous and phony and lame.
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