Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Britney + Howie Day = Hot Steamy Sex


Britney Spears has spent the months since her break-up with Kevin Federline trying on different men for size, but now she seems to have settled on one that fits - musician Howie Day.

Howie, you recall, originally caught Brit's eye (or whatever) in rehab, where they hooked up for a little naughty behind-the-bushes action. But after Brit got out of rehab, and started spending all her time with the paps, their relationship seemed to fizzle. Now, US Magazine reports that the pair is getting hot-and-heavy again. Said a source:

Britney really likes him. He gets her.

Yes, Howie Day has plumbed the depths of Britney - he understands her complexities (don't laugh). But who exactly is this Howie Day person? Is he a great catch for Brit? Howie's uncle Malcolm Hardy seems to think so:

[Howie's] a good person. I hope together they’ll do some wonderful things for this world.

And what wonderful things can we expect Howie Day and Britney Spears to do for the world? Based on their prior activities, we can probably look forward to a lot of snap auto-detailing with an umbrella, and impulsive hair-butchery. And from Howie's side, more incidents like the one in 2004 where he became angry at a female fan who refused to have sex with him and locked the woman in a bathroom, then broke the cell phone of another woman who was trying to call the police. Yup - Howie and Britney. They're the new John and Yoko for sure.

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